Posted 7 hours ago

“Elephants have been known to die of broken hearts if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding tears until they starve to death. They refuse all human help.”

“Elephants have been known to die of broken hearts if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding tears until they starve to death. They refuse all human help.”

(Source: cakenap)

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago

ernestinewadsworth:

completeveestripped:

SCREAMING.

LMFAO. Though problematic, it’s hilarious.

(Source: lesbooty)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

treabitch:

Go fuck yourself yahoo!!!

Posted 1 day ago

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

(Source: fabulewis)

Posted 1 day ago

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

Posted 1 day ago

youjustfoundwally:

Just absolute yes to all of these.

(Source: heyy-you-beautiful)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

mardi 21 mai

Aaron me parle en allemand être drôle parce que il sait que je ne le comprends pas.
>.<
Parler FRANÇAIS…ou grec.